7 More Wacky Shoes You Have to See

It’s all about the shoes when it comes to fashion. Even though we like to look at other areas of the body first when it comes to all things glamorous, it usually ends up going right back to the shoes. It’s something strange, considering your parents most likely told you to look at a person’s face when you’re speaking to them. However, in real time, people usually care more about the shoes on your feet than anything else. Some guides on dating for women indicate that you can tell a lot about a man by the type of shoes that he wears. Guide son dating for men talk endlessly about getting the best shoes.

However, we would be hard pressed to say that these are anywhere close to being the best shoes. If you’re really hoping to get something amazing for your time, then you will need to make sure that you get the right shoes. Yet that’s not what this little listing is about.

No, we’re not here to give shoe advice — we’re here to make fun of shoes. And that’s what you’re here for too. So without further explanation, here is the listing of 7 MORE wacky shoes that we just had to share with you!

1. Shoes Like Claws!

We can’t really see the appeal of this shoe — after all, aren’t shoes suppose dot provide protection for your feet? Oh sure, these shoes look like they’ll have you being the center of attention at a party, but that’s not for any good reason. You’ll be the center of attention at the party when you’re hopping around in pain because you stepped on a screw. No claw in the world is going to save you from feeling the pain of that screw. Maybe that’s what you meant when you said you were looking for a good screwing, but we really don’t think you meant that type of screwing!

OK, if we really tried to pick one thing that we liked about the shoe, we would have to say that we like the way the laces go all the way up the leg. If we could actually walk in them, we might even find them cute. Still, this shoe is way too strange for us to take it seriously.

2. High Chair Heels??

You know, we often hear that fashion is painful, but this really takes the cake. If you look really close at this shoe, you’ll notice that you’re raised up almost completely vertically. That means that walking is going to be severely painful. Is that worth it for “fashion’s” sake? Not really — not to us.

Again, if we really had to step back and pick something that we liked, it would have to be the metallic theme on the hoses. We’re suckers for all things metal — but we were thinking metal like buckles and bows — not the high chair motif. We’re just keeping it real.

3. Get Corkscrew With It!

This is one ugly shoe. From the top, it makes us think about the shingles on a roof. If you want to walk around with roof-looking shoes, please — be our guest. However, just when you think to yourself that you might be able to wear these in a dark nightclub or something like that, you run into the other problem — the ginormous corkscrew on the bottom of the shoe! This is absolutely ridiculous and makes the wearer just look silly.

It looks like it would be horrendous to walk from place to place. We’re all for looking your best, but we’d have to look at someone that really thought this was the new style that they want to emulate. Honestly, if fashion gets this crazy, then we are definitely opting out. Do you hear us opting out? OK, good. [Read more…]

7 Sky High Heels That Celebrities Love

High heels and Hollywood have gone hand in hand for a long time. In fact, the craze for high heels has gotten so strong that even regular people think that they need to be in high heels all the time.

It’s a great debate in both fashion as well as feminist circles about the role that high heels really play. Many women, like Victoria Beckham, would never think to go outside without a good pair of high heeled shoes on. It’s a matter of taste for them. They feel more feminine when they actually have these shoes on, while other women might feel just plain ridiculous.

Feminists argue that high heeled shoes are just another way to keep women down.

However, when we looked at this:

We just didn’t think that the woman in the picture looked all that oppressed to us. We’re all for women having choices and the truth is that choices cut both ways.

But let’s take the politics out of it and just be honest: high heels are hot. So in that spirit, we wanted to show you 7 crazy, sexy, and funny high heeled shoes that celebrities are trying to walk around in.

1. Coils and …Pink?

This is an Alexander McQueen creation. He’s a fashion designer that is well loved by people like Lady Gaga and Daphne Guinness.

In fact, Alexander McQueen has such a reputation for designing tall high heels that some models can’t even work for him — they keep falling off stage!

2. All White, Big Coils

This is a shoe that Lady Gaga picked up — if you’re not sure where the shoe is from, it’s actually from her “Bad Romance” video. And if you haven’t seen it, you need to YouTube so hard that we think angels are crying. Gaga ooh la la — want your bad romance!

3. Go Sky High!

Now we’ve seen everything. If Megan Fox or Lady Gaga .want to rock this shoe, they can have at it. But we don’t think even the Sex and the City girls would touch this sky high heel anytime soon.

The celebrity look is catching fire with regular women, and they want to walk like that on the runway…and by runway we mean the sidewalk on their way to somewhere trendy like Starbucks. Or is Starbucks not hip enough anymore?

Seriously, where are all of these women gathering? The shoe is going to be less than $100, which means that it’ll be in the hands of women that usually don’t have access to the cutting edge trends. That’s just the way fashion goes.

This is being billed as one of the tallest high heels in the world, and that means that there’s already controversy. The problem with this statement is that there is already the Alexander McQueen shoes that are 10 inches tall.

Which one is going to be more comfortable to actually wear? We’re not really sure, to be honest.

This new tall heel is called the Sky Heel, and it does have a platform to use. This could give you more balance than your classic stiletto, but don’t hope for that. You’ll need to definitely do some runway walking in your bedroom before you really take this shoe to the streets. [Read more…]

Hit Bush – Get Discount

Inspired by the shoe throwing incident in Iraq a Chinese shop is giving discounts to customers who hit an image of George Bush by throwing shoes.

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With a slogan “Hitting for world fame and good fortune”, the Chinese shop attracted many customers. During the first 30 minutes they managed to sell 64 pairs of shoes.

Customers had to hit zones A-D to receive a discount ranging from 20% to 50%.