£200,000 For An Italian Stallion

Heiress Alexis Genevieve,32 has offered £200,000 to an Italian reality TV star Claudio Paselli,31 to father her fourth child.

The millionaire American businesswoman fell for the Italian Stallion after spotting him on Italy’s Perfect Bride TV Show. The Italian split with his ‘Perfect Bride’ after two months and has now been offered this huge sum by the mother of three kids to fly to Arizona and father her fourth child.

The American fashion consultant Alexis says that she doesn’t want to buy his love and the money is just an assurance that he will give her what she wants while paradoxically the Italian says that he is not interested in the money and is impreseed by her determination and perseverance.

If he accepts the money it would be just because she was charming him and then he will destroy the cheque. Whoever said money can’t buy love was a great thinker I must say.

New Piggy Bank In Town

I just received a new email from my bank:

“Dear sir, Because of the Financial Crisis in the world we have designed a new piggy bank that will suit your economic resources better. The piggy bank can be collected in the nearest local branch.”


Price of Failure

Infront Sports & Media is a Swiss company who sponsored China’s national football team in the Olympics.

The company was not happy with footballers performance in the Olympics and is now demanding a 10m yuan ($1.460.000) refund.

“It’s reasonable for us to raise the issue. The Chinese team was eliminated at the beginning of the group competition, which left our advertising and budget plans in a mess,” said a spokesman for the company.

If the team had managed to advance from the group stage, the company would have had two more matches to promote. Instead the China’s national team was eliminated after scoring only one goal in three matches.

The Chinese Football Association (CFA) is remaining silent on the issue and it´s unlikely that they will agree to such a large refund.

This will be mine one day

I will use my online earnings and buy this great mansion. What do you think? 🙂