Man-hating jokes

Man-hatingthese are from some man-hating chick… damn she hates us guys…

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won’t stop for directions.

Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in. [Read more…]

£140,000 in compensation for nagging

An Italian man from Parma, Sergio Vinucci, is demanding £140,000 in compensation after claiming his wife’s constant nagging left him impotent. According to him, all nagging caused him so much stress that he has been left impotent.

“All she ever does is complain. It is extremely stressful and it has left me unable to be a man. I want some compensation.”

So, if your woman are nagging to much sue her 🙂