these are from some man-hating chick… damn she hates us guys…

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won’t stop for directions.

Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in. Read more »

Little Red Riding Hood walked by the wolf and  asked him:

“Why do you have such big eyes”?

Wolf said:

“Get lost Little Red Riding Hood, don´t you see that I am taking a shit”

3 drug addicts are sitting around a table.

First one took cocaine,
Second one took heroin,
Third one took weed,

The first one:

“God sent me on earth to have the best cars and best woman on the planet”.

The second one:

“No, God sent me to have all the best things this planet have to offer”

The third one is sitting quite and relaxed smoking his weed and then says:

” …. I didn´t send anyone”.