Random Joke

3 drug addicts are sitting around a table.

First one took cocaine,
Second one took heroin,
Third one took weed,

The first one:

“God sent me on earth to have the best cars and best woman on the planet”.

The second one:

“No, God sent me to have all the best things this planet have to offer”

The third one is sitting quite and relaxed smoking his weed and then says:

” …. I didnĀ“t send anyone”.