Man-hating jokes

Man-hatingthese are from some man-hating chick… damn she hates us guys…

Q: Why do men become smarter during sex?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

Q: Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
A: They don’t have time.

Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A: They won’t stop for directions.

Q: Why did God put men on earth?
A: Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.

Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains?
A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in. [Read more…]