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		<title>How to Manipulate People and Get What You Want</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crazy n Funny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Manipulation is not perhaps morally right, but in this world we live in now it can be essential in certain situations. What will follow will not be a step by step guide on how to manipulate, as that is near enough out of the question, but what will follow are tips you can use to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Manipulation is not perhaps morally right, but in this world we live in now it can be essential in certain situations. What will follow will not be a step by step guide on how to manipulate, as that is near enough out of the question, but what will follow are tips you can use to try and help your cause when trying to manipulate someone. There are three things you need to know when trying to manipulate someone.</p>
<p>You must first of all inject a strong emotion or feeling when attempting to manipulate someone. Whether it be anger, fear, desire, gain or even love, giving across one of these emotions will allow the other persons mind to be occupied on your feelings rather than keeping a clear head.<span id="more-704"></span></p>
<p>You also need to know what sets the person off. Whether it be a pet, a family member or a story of their past, it will help you work out their weak points.</p>
<p>You also need to know about social engineering techniques,. A lot of computer hackers use this to get into very restricted systems. For instance if someone dressed in a customs officer comes over to you and try to confiscate some good you have just brought from abroad would you trust them? Or would you look into the credentials and check their authentication.  Like this example you can use this to your advantage in manipulative situations.</p>
<p>So know you should hopefully have all the information you need to get your way in certain situations and know the skills on how to manipulate people. Use this information wisely as if used correctly it could get you some great opportunities and extras in life. Just remember the 3 rules I stated above and use them discreetly and you’ll be on your way.</p>
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		<title>How to make a turban</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 12:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How to make a turban is a question that a lot of people seem to be asking. Well, actually, it isn’t really that hard. Turbans are popular for a lot of reasons, but it can seem a bit daunting to try making one. However, with some good instructions and a little practice, you will be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How to make a turban is a question that a lot of people seem to be asking. Well, actually, it isn’t really that hard. Turbans are popular for a lot of reasons, but it can seem a bit daunting to try making one. However, with some good instructions and a little practice, you will be making turbans at a master level! So, what do you need to make a nice turban? Well, to start with, you are going to need a thin cloth that is 45 inches wide by 3 yards long.</p>
<p>To start making your turban, fold your cloth lengthwise and then drape it over your head. It should be of equal length on both sides. Now, hold the cloth close to your head and twist it. You will twist the cloth just below your ear lobe, and this will form a sort of cap over your head. You will then take the two sides of the cloth and bring them to the back of your head. You will cross them over one another, and will then bring them back over your ears to the front again. Once you have done this, cross again and bring them to the back. When you have used all the cloth, you will then tie what remains in the back or the front, wherever it lands, and tuck it under your hat for a snug fit.</p>
<p>And you have now successfully made your first turban! Making a turban isn’t quite as hard as it is fun, and they look cool to boot! Another reason that turbans are so popular is because they keep your head cool in hot weather, making them ideal for sunny warm condition. So, now that you know how to make a turban, all that remains is the practice, and presto! You will be a professional turban maker in no-time!</p>
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		<title>Weird Facts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 13:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crazy n Funny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A list of 11 weird facts you probably didn´t know.
1. &#8220;Endytophilia&#8221; is the desire to keep one&#8217;s clothes on during sex.

2. Both humans and fish share a common sexual practice &#8211; Fellatio, or Oral Sex.
3. The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A list of 11 weird facts you probably didn´t know.</p>
<p><strong>1. &#8220;Endytophilia&#8221; is the desire to keep one&#8217;s clothes on during sex.<br />
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<strong>2. Both humans and fish share a common sexual practice &#8211; Fellatio, or Oral Sex.</strong></p>
<p><strong>3. The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.<br />
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<strong>4. In Ancient Greece, women would expose their genitals to ward of storms at sea.</strong></p>
<p><strong>5. The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.</strong></p>
<p><strong>6. The average bout of sexual intercourse burns 360 calories/hour</strong>.</p>
<p><strong>7. A woman&#8217;s nipples can swell up to 25% their normal size when aroused.</strong></p>
<p><strong>8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.</strong></p>
<p><strong>9. In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver ivory and glass.</strong></p>
<p><strong>10. The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.</strong></p>
<p><strong>11. It&#8217;s been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.</strong></p>
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		<title>World’s Most Expensive Places to Have Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 12:29:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crazy n Funny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[These days we are used to see gas prices rise each week. Food prices are also rising rapidly but have you ever stop to think which countries profit most from safe sex?
Condoms can´t be recycled so you can usually only use each condom once.  How much does it cost to practice safe sex?
Environmental Graffiti (website) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>These days we are used to see gas prices rise each week. Food prices are also rising rapidly but have you ever stop to think which countries profit most from safe sex?</p>
<p>Condoms can´t be recycled so you can usually only use each condom once.  How much does it cost to practice safe sex?</p>
<p>Environmental Graffiti (website) has decided to create a detailed graphical diagram which gives the average condom price around the world.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.crazynfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/condomprices1.jpg" title="condomprices1.jpg"><img src="http://www.crazynfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/condomprices1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="condomprices1.jpg" /></a></p>
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<p>When looking at it you will see that Shanghai is the cheapest with an average price of just $4.50, whilst Ireland was the country where sex costs the most at almost $18 on average for a pack.</p>
<p>There is a difference in prices from city to city too. In Houston (US) the cost for a pack on average is $9.50 whilst in New York the price is nearly $15.</p>
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		<title>10,000 mosquito corpses for sale</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:34:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crazy n Funny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Truly killed by human hands. Can be used for science studies, decoration, and collection.&#8221;
That is the ad for a Chinese man who set up an online business selling dead mosquitoes. He have received over 10000 orders in just two days.
He told Qianlong News that his goal is to make his face and name public which [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Truly killed by human hands. Can be used for science studies, decoration, and collection.&#8221;</p>
<p>That is the ad for a Chinese man who set up an online business selling dead mosquitoes. He have received over 10000 orders in just two days.</p>
<p>He told Qianlong News that his goal is to make his face and name public which will attract visitors to his online jewellery shop.</p>
<p>His site registered 250,000 hits within two days and few companies were offering to pay for adding advertisement links to his online shop.</p>
<p>The cost of his mosquito corpses is around $0.88.</p>
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		<title>Thieves steal church bell</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:48:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine the look on Father Peter Botya´s (a local priest in Hungary) face when he couldn´t find the church bell one morning. He went up to ring it but it was gone. Somebody stole a 47 stone copper bell from the top of a church tower.
It&#8217;s a complete mystery for police how a church bell [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Imagine the look on Father Peter Botya´s (a local priest in Hungary) face when he couldn´t find the church bell one morning. He went up to ring it but it was gone. Somebody stole a 47 stone copper bell from the top of a church tower.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a complete mystery for police how a church bell that was almost 70 feet up the tower could be stolen when there is no records on cranes being brought into the area by anyone for ages.</p>
<p>They are now questioning local scrap dealers as they believe the thieves will have cut up the bell and sold the metal.</p>
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		<title>Men and Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:12:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Crazy n Funny</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At age of 30, try daily,
At 40, try weekly,
At 50, try monthly,
At 60, try yearly,
At 70, try and try,
At 80, try and cry,
At 90, try and die.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At age of 30, try daily,</p>
<p>At 40, try weekly,</p>
<p>At 50, try monthly,</p>
<p>At 60, try yearly,</p>
<p>At 70, try and try,</p>
<p>At 80, try and cry,</p>
<p>At 90, try and die.</p>
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