Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Nov 01

High Speed

admin at 2:30 pm Posted in Pictures
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I was driving at high speed the other day and was pulled over by the police. I thought that I could talk my way out of getting a ticket until I looked at my dog in the backseat of my car. Check the scratches on the backseat. :)

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Oct 22

Weird Facts

admin at 1:43 pm Posted in Stories
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A list of 11 weird facts you probably didn´t know.

1. “Endytophilia” is the desire to keep one’s clothes on during sex.

2. Both humans and fish share a common sexual practice - Fellatio, or Oral Sex.

3. The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.

4. In Ancient Greece, women would expose their genitals to ward of storms at sea.

5. The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

6. The average bout of sexual intercourse burns 360 calories/hour.

7. A woman’s nipples can swell up to 25% their normal size when aroused.

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

9. In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver ivory and glass.

10. The Kama Sutra details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64 different caresses, eight variations on oral sex, and 84 positions for intercourse.

11. It’s been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.

Jul 25

Eva Mendes farts

admin at 11:09 am Posted in Video
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The proof that even beautiful girls farts :)

Jul 10

Great photos

admin at 2:46 pm Posted in Pictures
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1. Vertical Football

Vertical football came from Japan to Munich (Germany).  It has been a great success so far. Players and the ball are tied with ropes 10 meters from the ground.

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2. Traffic Jam

This picture is taken in China. That woman with the child are probobly very happy that she took bicycle that day.

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3. Giant Players

Euro 2008 is over and it´s time to take down the Giant Football Players from the train station in Zurich.

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4. Segway Cops

Chinese cops in training before the start of Olympic Games in Beijing 2008.

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5. Declaration of Independence carved out of cheese

People in New York could enjoy the art of Troy Landwehr who carved a cheese version of the signing of the Declaration of Independence.  900 kilogram (2000 lbs) of cheese where used for this project.

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6. Grilled chicken anyone?

It´s possible to apply for almost anything if you wanna be in Guinness World Record book. This young cook from Switzerland decided to set the new world record in most amount of grilled chicken at the same time. 666 chickens sacrificed their life for this project. You can see the young cook carefully counting the chickens so that their sacrifice was not in vain.

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7. Would you do this?

Young girl in Peking is very brave don´t you think? What would happened if Crocodile gets sudden hiccups?

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8. New way of parking

Women and driving :). Kim Taylor forgot to pull the parking brake and the car landed in the neighbors pool.  Luckily nobody was hurt.

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9. Invisible man

The invisible man has been spotted in Spain.

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Apr 22

Funny commercials compilation

admin at 9:45 pm Posted in Pictures
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