3 drug addicts are sitting around a table.
First one took cocaine,
Second one took heroin,
Third one took weed,
The first one:
“God sent me on earth to have the best cars and best woman on the planet”.
The second one:
“No, God sent me to have all the best things this planet have to offer”
The third one is sitting quite and relaxed smoking his weed and then says:
” …. I didn´t send anyone”.