7 More Wacky Shoes You Have to See

It’s all about the shoes when it comes to fashion. Even though we like to look at other areas of the body first when it comes to all things glamorous, it usually ends up going right back to the shoes. It’s something strange, considering your parents most likely told you to look at a person’s face when you’re speaking to them. However, in real time, people usually care more about the shoes on your feet than anything else. Some guides on dating for women indicate that you can tell a lot about a man by the type of shoes that he wears. Guide son dating for men talk endlessly about getting the best shoes.

However, we would be hard pressed to say that these are anywhere close to being the best shoes. If you’re really hoping to get something amazing for your time, then you will need to make sure that you get the right shoes. Yet that’s not what this little listing is about.

No, we’re not here to give shoe advice — we’re here to make fun of shoes. And that’s what you’re here for too. So without further explanation, here is the listing of 7 MORE wacky shoes that we just had to share with you!

1. Shoes Like Claws!

We can’t really see the appeal of this shoe — after all, aren’t shoes suppose dot provide protection for your feet? Oh sure, these shoes look like they’ll have you being the center of attention at a party, but that’s not for any good reason. You’ll be the center of attention at the party when you’re hopping around in pain because you stepped on a screw. No claw in the world is going to save you from feeling the pain of that screw. Maybe that’s what you meant when you said you were looking for a good screwing, but we really don’t think you meant that type of screwing!

OK, if we really tried to pick one thing that we liked about the shoe, we would have to say that we like the way the laces go all the way up the leg. If we could actually walk in them, we might even find them cute. Still, this shoe is way too strange for us to take it seriously.

2. High Chair Heels??

You know, we often hear that fashion is painful, but this really takes the cake. If you look really close at this shoe, you’ll notice that you’re raised up almost completely vertically. That means that walking is going to be severely painful. Is that worth it for “fashion’s” sake? Not really — not to us.

Again, if we really had to step back and pick something that we liked, it would have to be the metallic theme on the hoses. We’re suckers for all things metal — but we were thinking metal like buckles and bows — not the high chair motif. We’re just keeping it real.

3. Get Corkscrew With It!

This is one ugly shoe. From the top, it makes us think about the shingles on a roof. If you want to walk around with roof-looking shoes, please — be our guest. However, just when you think to yourself that you might be able to wear these in a dark nightclub or something like that, you run into the other problem — the ginormous corkscrew on the bottom of the shoe! This is absolutely ridiculous and makes the wearer just look silly.

It looks like it would be horrendous to walk from place to place. We’re all for looking your best, but we’d have to look at someone that really thought this was the new style that they want to emulate. Honestly, if fashion gets this crazy, then we are definitely opting out. Do you hear us opting out? OK, good. [Read more…]

6 Creative Bras That Even Lady Gaga Might Pass Up

Like talking about boobs? Then you’ll like talking about bras! OK, sometimes we don’t get the opening right, but surely you’ll forgive us, right? Especially if we show you boobs. Now, we can’t just go out and talk about boobs all the time, even though we’ve mentioned the word quite a bit in this first little paragraph.

So let’s talk about something that we haven’t covered — bras. Lots and lots of bras. How many? Too many — especially if they cover the boobs.

However, bras aren’t just every man’s worst enemy — they are a supporter of all things boobs. In fact, one would say that they support women quite well. Wearing the right bra helps you achieve the proper posture, and that’s always a good thing.

For the guys, it’s just one more thing that leaves a little something to the imagination, and that’s hot — though not necessarily in a Paris Hilton type of way. It’s just something nice to throw in the mix once in a while.

So, let’s get back to the bras, okay? These aren’t just any bras. We were thinking about Lady Gaga when it came to these bras. Of course, Lady Gaga borrows a lot from Madonna, but that doesn’t mean anything either, right?

1. Mm…Chopsticks?

Should sharp objects be allowed near the breasts? The Chopstick Bra is something interesting because it looks so large. We mean, it’s two bowls full of rice. And we mean that literally — those are pretty big bowls of rice. However, one thing that we’re curious about is how these scale in size. Is there a larger version for more full figured women, or is this something that’s more or less one-size-fits-most?

2. Bling, Bling: the Bra Version

Did you ever want to have a glitzy bra? Sure you have…if you’re a woman, that is. OK, if you want to be a guy and wear this sparkly bra, we certainly won’t stop you.

The price? 1.35M, please. There are over 2,500 little diamonds that make up this bra. If your girlfriend happens to be wearing one of these at a party, make sure that you are careful to protect her. This many diamonds means that someone could actually mug her!

3. Need More Bling?

What’s that? 1.35M isn’t good enough for you? You need to seek out more than just the big price? Well, let’s go gold!

This golden bra is 1.9M, which means that you’re definitely going to attract attention, if only from the price tag alone. However, it looks like you have to be fairly small chested in order to fit into this golden bra, which means that if you have a thing for larger busted babes, it’s just not going to work out well for you.

4. Does Bacon Make Everything Better, Really?

Bacon. You like bacon. We like bacon. However, I don’t think that you’re going to really convince your girlfriend to put on a bacon bra. Raw bacon against the skin just feels slimy to us, and we wouldn’t want to put our girlfriends through that. Still, if you’re feeling adventurous, you might want to go to one of those fancy organic meat shops. Hey, if you’re going to ask your girlfriend to wear a bacon bra, it might as well be the best bacon that you can buy, right?

5. Spiky, much?

This bra is plain… if you’re only looking at the color! We think that it could be jazzed up with a more vibrant color than just plain old white. However, if you’re looking for a white bra with a bit of an edge, then this is the perfect bra for you.

Part of us wants to figure out how sharp the little spikes could really be. Would you even want to wear a shirt over this bra? We guess this is one that probably should be saved for the bedroom. Or Lady Gaga. Or both.

6. The Hand Palm Bra — The Classic is Back!

How many times have you seen a magazine and they were talking about a celebrity and how “natural looking” their nude photo was? Usually it’s got them posed with a handbra more times than not. The classic is to actually have a man’s hands over the breasts in question, but hey — you can’t always find a hunky set of hands.

Maybe this is where this bra could step in. Now, when the hands are actually metallic and shiny, they’re just a bit creepy. We’re not trying to judge but um…we’ll pass on this bra too.

So, ladies — is there any bra from this series that you would actually wear? Sound off in the comments, because we would love to hear about it. And uh, in the spirit of the interwebs…pics or it didn’t happen!

7 Crazy Wedding Cakes You Have to See

Weddings and cake have gone together for a very long time. It’s probably because there are some weddings that just need cake in order for everything to go down well. After all, some families were just not meant to be joined together. It’s better for everyone’s sake that there’s cake.

However, some people go crazy with the urge to be unique and creative. It’s just cake, you know. People eat it, and all that will be left are pictures.

Speaking of pictures, we pulled out 7 crazy wedding cakes that you just have to see to believe.

1. All Covered With Snow…

This is a wedding cake that is downright insane. If you were to step back and look at the cute geometric pattern, you might think that it’s a harmless cake. However, for a wedding this just looks a bit odd. It almost looks like an elegant Jenga puzzle.

Oh yeah, we went there: Jenga. Jenga. Jenga. Don’t pull the balls out or the whole thing will come tumbling down. It might even be tasty — buttercreme, anyone?

2. 113 Year Old Cake, Anyone?

This is a pretty old cake, with a rich history. The cake is said to come from the 19th century, during Queen Victoria’s reign. That’s a very old cake!

The wedding cake was once white, but it’s browned with age. It’s a fruit cake on the inside that some say is still moist. No one in their right mind would eat a cake from this time period — bacteria and mold are probably abundant on the inside, and you just can’t get to it because the thick icing is in the way.

3. Redneck Cake

It doesn’t get more country — or redneck — as this: two antlers, one single head, with a strong hunting motif. What kills me is the picture of the person behind the cake with the bare arms — wow, what a wedding parade, indeed. Let’s hope that this is just the caterer, because if it’s one of the bridal party we’re going to have some problems.

Then again, depending on where you are in the world, it might not be a big deal. Yeehaw! Pass me the part of the cake with the special camo! Wahoo! [Read more…]

5 Hollywood Hairstyles Gone Bad – Really, Really Bad

Hollywood isn’t called Hollyweird just for laughs — it really is home to a lot of weird characters that have nothing else to do but actually be weird. The truth is that for every Hollywood star that knows that they have to look and dress the part, there’s a few that really seem to like walking on the wild side. The very wild side.

Don’t believe us? Here are 5 Hollywood hairstyles gone bad — really, really bad, if you ask us. To be fair, we tried to include some men in this discussion, even though a lot of lists of hairstyles are all-female. Just one small step for equality, you know!

1. Bobby Trendy

OK, let’s start with a man this time, so that no one really thinks that all we do is pick on women. Bobby Trendy is a celebrity interior decorator who prides himself on being as flamboyant as possible. This picture makes him look like a drunken pirate collecting tickets to a party that after some thinking, you really don’t want to attend. Do you? That’s what we thought too.

2. Lady Gaga

We also had to get the most obvious example of crazy Hollywood hair out of the way. Lady Gaga prides herself on being weird, and she makes sure to bring that weirdness no matter when you see her. I bet if Lady Gaga really did her own grocery shopping she would pick out a new hairstyle just for the occasion.

3. Amy Winehouse

Between the stories about drug abuse and her taped videos filled with racial and cultural slurs, you would think that Amy Winehouse would want to keep a low profile. However, when you look at that hair, you already know that it’s definitely not going to be a day where Amy is going to keep anything to herself. That hair is so stacked and so tall that I think that you would really have to be legally blind to not see that hair! [Read more…]

Funny First Date

The first date can be full of emotion, but it’s worse when it becomes embarrassing or funny in the bad sense of the word. Many people have experienced at least once an embarrassing moment during a first date. Many of us even have funny pics which remembers the moment. Some are really funny and end well, with the two lovers forming a couple, but there are some who are not that lucky.


Here is what happened to Sarah once:

“Between me and an old friend began to knock something. I’ve been into him for a long time, but I didn’t dare to say anything. Our first date was at a barbecue at the country house of a mutual friend. There, at one point, my newly beloved disappeared. I asked our friend where he was and I found out that probably went for a while into the house because he had a headache. As a caring friend, I thought to go after him to see how he feels.

In the house, I was simply shocked. In one room, my new boyfriend and his ex were busy having sex. I was shocked as I turned around so I couldn’t see anything and I started to scream, to call them in all possible ways. I knocked down the door, I went out into the garden, I’ve also cried a little out there, while our friends looked at me like I was an alien. Annoyed, I decided to leave and so I went to my car that was at the gate, thinking to go home. In the car, guess who it was? My new boyfriend who was seeking for some peace there. In fact, I mixed him with someone else. We laughed and started a real relationship.
His ex girlfriend was not with him, but with somebody else. But when I saw her with a black guy I immediately assumed it was him.

Well, we definitely wouldn’t want to be in Sarah’s shoes, right? She experienced an embarrassing date, but who hasn’t? Everything is just swell when things turn out to fine.

What is the conclusion? We should keep our eyes very wide open at any time, but we mustn’t refrain your feelings. If we do that, we won’t get hurt, yes, but we won’t live either.

First dates are always challenging, but we should remember that any fresh start seems difficult until we dare to make the first move. Afterwords, it all seems natural and romantic.