Weddings and cake have gone together for a very long time. It’s probably because there are some weddings that just need cake in order for everything to go down well. After all, some families were just not meant to be joined together. It’s better for everyone’s sake that there’s cake.
However, some people go crazy with the urge to be unique and creative. It’s just cake, you know. People eat it, and all that will be left are pictures.
Speaking of pictures, we pulled out 7 crazy wedding cakes that you just have to see to believe.
1. All Covered With Snow…
This is a wedding cake that is downright insane. If you were to step back and look at the cute geometric pattern, you might think that it’s a harmless cake. However, for a wedding this just looks a bit odd. It almost looks like an elegant Jenga puzzle.
Oh yeah, we went there: Jenga. Jenga. Jenga. Don’t pull the balls out or the whole thing will come tumbling down. It might even be tasty — buttercreme, anyone?
2. 113 Year Old Cake, Anyone?
This is a pretty old cake, with a rich history. The cake is said to come from the 19th century, during Queen Victoria’s reign. That’s a very old cake!
The wedding cake was once white, but it’s browned with age. It’s a fruit cake on the inside that some say is still moist. No one in their right mind would eat a cake from this time period — bacteria and mold are probably abundant on the inside, and you just can’t get to it because the thick icing is in the way.
3. Redneck Cake
It doesn’t get more country — or redneck — as this: two antlers, one single head, with a strong hunting motif. What kills me is the picture of the person behind the cake with the bare arms — wow, what a wedding parade, indeed. Let’s hope that this is just the caterer, because if it’s one of the bridal party we’re going to have some problems.
Then again, depending on where you are in the world, it might not be a big deal. Yeehaw! Pass me the part of the cake with the special camo! Wahoo!
4. Caskets with Your Cake, Madam?
Caskets. On top of a wedding cake. Death till we part and all that good jazz, but this cake is just crazy. There’s a sign that multiple religions might be involved here, and that’s all well and good…but we didn’t expect a black cake. Do we need to throw some salt behind us as we eat this cake? It’s a little spooky and superstitious. I feel like taking some much needed time to visit a church. For some holy water.
5. Bow to me, fool!
We aren’t really sure what type of wedding this is from, but the wedding cake does provide us with some clues. The scene of a woman dominating a man in the most obvious way … is that a foreshadowing of how the relationship will be after marriage? Just don’t fight it, mystery husband. If the glassware in the picture have to lay on their bellies, so do you. Just hand over your wallet and everything will be just fine, okay?
6. Boob Cake!
Why not have a wedding cake made of boobs? Everyone on the interwebs knows that the wedding isn’t complete without boobs. Boobs make everything better. So um…look at the boobs. However, those big round nipples are a little frightening. Is that what the baker thinks nipples look like? Maybe it’s a sign that they really haven’t seen a lot of nipples. Will some hot female please volunteer their breasts so this baker can get these proportions right? Thank you for your cooperation.
7. Super Cake Crush You All!
Could this cake get any larger? Freud is in his grave, having a cigar and a dry martini. He can’t wait to explain the sexual suggestiveness of this cake. How about the picture of the bride? Looks like a beauty pageant reject to us, but we’re trying not to judge…much.
The cake has too many ribbons, too many roses, too many bows. It’s a cake of too much. Too much cake. Yes, you can have too much cake. The cake is standing taller than the bride.
It makes us think of those cake decorating championships on cooking channels where they have to move the cake to a judging table. Can anyone say, TIMBER! We can — run from the falling cake before it’s too late and everything is covered in frosty white buttercreme!
Overall, we hoped you liked our little list of wedding cake trainwrecks. If you have one that you would like to share, let us know in the comments!